I skidded on a blueberry just the other day ... Peanut Butter & Jelly Kisses

--by Marcella Brich I skidded on a blueberry just the other day stuck to the floor with honey, much to my dismay. I've begged and I've pleaded and I think I sold my soul just to get the litte one to sit on the toilet bowl. We say "goodnight" to everything in sight only to do it again (sixteen more times) before the morning light. Nothing like those Monday morning peanut butter and jelly kisses as I'm walking out the door. I am a single parent now, and forevermore. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my job to keep If I should die before I wake... I pray the lord my "ex" to take. And if I should wake before I die... I want this oatmeal out of my eye.